Right, listen up patriots. Brussels once had this thing called the Dublin Regulation. Not to be confused with Dublin the city (which is in Ireland—don’t get me started on that mess), this was an EU rule about asylum seekers.
The idea was simple: the first EU country a migrant steps foot in has to deal with them. That’s it. No fuss. No Channel crossings. No boats named Spirit of Calais heading for Kent.
But here in Britain, we had a better idea: leave the EU. Take Back Control. Wave flags. Sing Rule, Britannia! loudly enough to drown out reality.
Before Brexit:
We could look at a dinghy landing in Dover and say:
“Sorry, pal. You touched Italy first. Pack your bags; we’re sending you back. That’s EU rules, not us!”
Brussels did the paperwork. We just signed the forms and complained about “red tape.”
After Brexit:
Now? The dinghy lands, and we say:
“We’ve taken back control! So… uh… anyone know what to do with him?”
France shrugs.
The EU shrugs.
Even the dinghy shrugs.
We then pay France millions of pounds to stop the boats, which is like paying your neighbour to stop throwing parties while you’ve already given up your noise complaint rights.
Reform Party Solution (Satirical Edition):
Build a wall in the Channel. How? Doesn’t matter. Maybe float it. Maybe hire P&O ferries to just stand still. Tow France further away. If they’re not next door, migrants can’t come from there. Geography is globalist propaganda anyway. Bring back the Dublin Regulation but rename it “The Great British First Country Rule” so it doesn’t sound foreign.
Brexit was sold as “we’ll stop Brussels telling us what to do.” Turns out Brussels was also stopping migrants telling us, “Hi, we’re here now, what’s next?”
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