Donald J. Trump lives in a world of his own making—a fantasy land so glittery and self-indulgent it makes Disneyland look like a DMV office. In TrumpWorld™, the sun always shines, the crowds are always huge, and the only “rigging” that happens is on Melania’s Christmas decorations.
And yet—while living in this private wonderland where he’s both Caesar and Cinderella—Trump insists on setting the rules for those of us stuck in boring, old reality. Hypocrisy? Please. This man has turned hypocrisy into an Olympic event, a Vegas residency, and a 24/7 cable channel.
In Trump’s Fantasy World:
He never lost the 2020 election—he merely “extended halftime.” Facts are fake, but his Truth Social posts are the Dead Sea Scrolls. Golf scores are always real, even if the witnesses mysteriously vanish. The Constitution is a take-out menu: keep the Second Amendment, return the 14th, and supersize the presidential immunity.
In the Real World:
Banks keep asking for actual money instead of Trump Steaks coupons. Judges have this annoying habit of saying, “No, sir, you can’t pardon yourself before being convicted.” And the rest of humanity is stuck wondering why their tax dollars keep funding courtroom sketch artists.
The man screams about law and order while auditioning for “America’s Most Indicted.” He shouts about family values while introducing his wives like limited-edition trading cards. He claims to defend democracy, but treats elections like Yelp reviews: “Rigged, fake, and totally unfair unless they give me five stars.”
If hypocrisy had a Mount Everest, Trump would build a gold-plated elevator to the top and slap his name on it.
The problem with Trump’s fantasy obsession isn’t that he lives in it. Let the man dream of adoring crowds and perfect hairlines—fine. The danger is when he tries to export it into the real world, like a dodgy knockoff handbag from China. Suddenly, the U.S. Constitution looks less like a founding document and more like a menu at the Trump Grill: overpriced, undercooked, and served with a side of ketchup.
So yes, Trump has taken hypocrisy to new heights. So high, in fact, that even Trump Tower is filing a jealousy lawsuit.
Centre for Nigeria Progress 