Our father, who art Aliko hallowed be thy wealth Thy monopolies come Thy will be done in this govt as in the previous Give us this day, your refinery (as we give you our cheap dollars) For thine is the sugar, the flour and the cement (& rice & spaghetti), forever and ever, amen.
Husbands
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me …
Senator David Bonaventure Alechenu Mark – Pius Adesanmi
I don't like how His Excellency Distinguished Senator David Bonaventure Alechenu Mark is being treated by his kinsmen in the Nigerian political elite. Last week, they hauled him to EFCC for billions that went the Nigerian way during his tenure as Senate President. Today, he stands accused of illegally purchasing his official residence as Senate …
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$1B by Mike Woookhet
"'Come out from your graves, you this dead coward terrorists. We budgeted N360 billion so that we can RE-KILL you!"
New code of practice on freezing immigrants’ bank accounts By Conor James McKinney
The Home Office today published guidance for caseworkers on when to apply for a court order freezing the bank account of someone alleged to be in the UK unlawfully. A freezing order under section 40C(2) of the Immigration Act 2014 “prohibits each person and body by or for whom the account is operated from making withdrawals …
Centre for Nigeria Progress 