I AM TIRED OF COMPANIES REJECTING MY JOB APPLICATIONS, SO THIS IS WHAT I HAVE DRAFTED TO ONE OF THEM

Dear Sir / Madam RE: ADVERTISED POSITION: YOUR LETTER OF REJECTION Thank you for your letter dated 01 November 2012. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year, I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large …

Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2?

"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, "What's 2+2"? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. …

African Proverbs

Proverbs are an integral part of African culture. Passed on from generation to generation for centuries, they are still in wide use today and are very much part of everyday speech. Proverbs are used to illustrate ideas, reinforce arguments and deliver messages of inspiration, consolation, celebration and advice. The great Nigerian author Chinua Achebe once …

Ten hot household debates have finally been settled – and these are the ‘correct’ answers – Thurrock Gazette

Ten hot household debates have finally been settled - and these are the 'correct' answers Ten hotly-contested household debates have finally been settled, including perennial favourites which way toilet roll should hang and where ketchup should be stored. A poll of nearly 2,300 adults living with partners and in long-term relationships was carried out to …

The fertile world of Nigerian patois – The Economist

Urban Nigerians speak a fantastic blend of languagesUrban Nigerians speak a fantastic blend of languagesNO COMPLIMENT was too flowery at the launch in May of “Antidotes for Corruption”, a book by Dino Melaye, a Nigerian senator who has fended off numerous allegations of graft. “What is being launched today is, ipso facto, a new potent …

Shocker: CNN mocks Buhari over Buhari’s continued absence in country

The United States television medium, Cable News Network, CNN, has mocked Buhari in its latest edition of “The Global Public Square (GPS)”, a foreign affairs show anchored on CNN by Fareed Zakaria.In an apparent mockery of Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari, CNN, on its programme displayed at 4:59pm local time on Sunday said, “The head of …

Fun with Trump voters

Tyrone was having trouble in school; his teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone; can't you learn anything?One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing.The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had …

The Diary of Donald Trump: June 9th, 2016A glimpse inside the mind of a presidential candidate.Sarah Cooper

The following is an excerpt from Donald Trump’s diary entry dated June 9th, 2016. Slept like a billionaire last night (because I am one) (don’t forget that diary) Checked Fox News after my fried chicken and taco breakfast and saw Stupid Obama (still don’t know what to call him) endorsed Crooked Hillary Unbelievable. No one …