Trump Claims He Won German Election By Andy Borowitz 😂

Photograph by Scott Olson / Getty PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Urging the German people to “stop the steal,” Donald J. Trump claimed that he was elected Chancellor of Germany over the weekend. Trump said that, once the official vote tallies have been recounted, it will be clear that he won the German election by a …

U2 Bono and Africa 😂

Bono of the Irish rock group U2, was telling a group of Irish politicians that each he clicked his fingers an African child dies. And he kept clicking his fingers to indicate the number and rate at which according to him an African child died. One of the politicians, stood up and raised a suggestion. …

Donald’s Plot Against America by Mary L. Trump

Now, he and his GOP enablers are peddling the Second Big Lie: that January 6 was just legitimate protest. It’s the crucial ingredient in convincing America to return them—and him—to power. I felt as though I had stumbled across a crime scene so violent that I couldn’t process it, let alone synthesize the images in …

Shadow army – Nigeria has surprisingly little idea of what it is fighting against by The Economics (reprinted)

HOW many times can one man die? At least four, in the case of Abubakar Shekau, the slippery leader of Boko Haram. Nigerian security forces celebrated his demise in 2009, 2013 and 2014, only for him to pop up again, disconcertingly animate, on camera. When Chad’s president said in August that his troops had killed …

Foreigners taking our jobs? Not much chance of that now by Wlliam Keegan

On the eve of reshuffling his Alexander’s Ragtime Band of cabinet ministers, the prime minister let it be known that he intended to fight the next election “around Brexit”. No doubt this will have come as interesting news to the growing band of Brexiters who are complaining that it was not meant to be about …