Law Practice and the Rule of Law in Nigeria: A Mirror of Its Society by Lawson Akhigbe

If you want to understand why Nigeria’s law practice struggles to find solid ground, you don’t need a commission of inquiry — just attend a random court session. There, you’ll see the Nigerian lawyer in full regalia: a powdered wig, a trembling robe, and an irresistible urge to speak Latin in a country where half …

🧑🏽‍⚖️ Why Nigerian Lawyers Call Lady Judges “Sir” in the 21st Century by Lawson Akhigbe

In Nigeria’s courtrooms, even the 21st century must wait its turn. The legal profession, frozen in colonial etiquette, still calls female judges “Sir.” Here’s how history, tradition, and a dash of fear conspired to make modernity plead guilty. The Courtroom Time Warp If there’s ever been a courtroom moment that captures Nigeria’s unique relationship with …

Trump and the Fall of Rome: The Orange Barbarian at the Gates by Lawson Akhigbe

When the barbarians sacked Rome in 410 AD, it wasn’t just about looting gold and burning villas. It was a civilizational moment — the end of certainty. Rome thought itself eternal, the city of laws, order and divine destiny. But the empire had already decayed from within: corruption, decadence, over-extension, and too much reality TV …

In an Act of “Restraint,” Trump Mercifully Seeks Only $230 Million — Instead of the $1 Billion He Could Have Claimed by Lawson Akhigbe

In what can only be described as an act of divine humility rarely seen in modern politics, President Donald J. Trump has reportedly decided to limit his damages claim against the U.S. Justice Department to a mere $230 million. That’s right — the self-declared billionaire, reality TV star, and global expert in modesty has graciously …

BREAKING (THE SEAL): Wike to Officiate Grand Opening of an Envelope by Lawson Akhigbe

ABUJA – In a move that has simultaneously electrified the nation and left many scratching their heads, the Honourable Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Mr. Nyesom Wike, has announced plans for a landmark event: the grand, public, and meticulously choreographed opening of a standard A4 manila envelope. The event, slated for next Tuesday at …