There’s a new political soap opera in Edo State, and its title may as well be: “Monday Loves Bola: The Chronicles of a Political Superfan.” If Nollywood had any sense, they’d have already bought the script and cast Osita Iheme as the narrator. Since stepping into Osadebe Avenue, Governor Monday Okpebholo, the “Eldest son of …
Orji Uzor Kalu’s continued relevance in Nigeria’s politics reveals a deeper story — about political recycling, national amnesia, and the culture of immunity that keeps old politicians forever young in power. If Nigeria were a reality show, Orji Uzor Kalu would be one of its longest-running cast members — unvoted, unbothered, and unretired. Each time …
A Year of Echoes and Eulogies It’s been one full year since Monday Okpebholo ascended the Edo governorship throne — and if the Guinness Book of Records ever introduces a category for “Most Public Compliments to the President in a Calendar Year,” Edo’s number one citizen would be miles ahead of his nearest competitor, possibly …
If Nigerians needed a new Olympic sport to dominate, forget sprinting or football — judicial acrobatics is the one medal we are snatching with two hands. The Nigerian judiciary is performing backflips so intense that even Simone Biles would whisper, “Calm down, togba nau, this is too much.” At this point, citizens no longer follow …
Uche Nnagi and UNN and NYSC certificates In Nigeria, where reality takes its morning tea with satire and swallows it whole, we have reached yet another record-breaking level of irony. Only here can a certificate forger formally accept the resignation of another certificate forger—and both parties still leave the ceremony feeling accomplished. Somewhere, irony packed …
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