What’s your biggest dream? I will tell when I wake up from this sleep. But I suspect the word “dream” means ambition. I am living it.
All Are Kept
What’s a promise you made to yourself that you’ve actually kept? Promises are debts and due payment. I am not a politician to myself, I follow up and I am a hard master, I collect.
Okonkwo Unoka Of Things Fall Apart
If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be? Probably not dinner but have palm wine in the market square. We will go over pre colonial Igboland, pantheon of the Igbo Gods and advise him not to kill Ikemefuna.
Wouldn’t You Like Know
What is the best purchase you have ever made? Nosey
Lagos City Boy
What’s the funniest misunderstanding you’ve ever been part of? When the wind blows, the anus of the chicken is exposed. The Lagos City Boy became national and his ineptness and sheer corruption exposed the joke on Nigeria. When they tell you who they are, believe them.

