Washington Reflecting Pool

What is the best excuse you have heard lately? The pipes feeding the pool are indestructible, you can’t cut it with knifes. OMG some leftist used a box cutter to cut the pipes. Upon investigation, following draining of the pool, no cut pipes. Just shady pay to play contract incompetence. Fool me once, fool you. …

But I am not a plant

If you had to be an animal for a week, which one would you be and why? Humans are animals too I suspect you mean non human animals, probably a lion. Aptitude and actions are more allied with those of a lion. Leader of others and provider. Hunter and gatherer and without the mane.