Trump and the Fall of Rome: The Orange Barbarian at the Gates by Lawson Akhigbe

When the barbarians sacked Rome in 410 AD, it wasn’t just about looting gold and burning villas. It was a civilizational moment — the end of certainty. Rome thought itself eternal, the city of laws, order and divine destiny. But the empire had already decayed from within: corruption, decadence, over-extension, and too much reality TV …

In an Act of “Restraint,” Trump Mercifully Seeks Only $230 Million — Instead of the $1 Billion He Could Have Claimed by Lawson Akhigbe

In what can only be described as an act of divine humility rarely seen in modern politics, President Donald J. Trump has reportedly decided to limit his damages claim against the U.S. Justice Department to a mere $230 million. That’s right — the self-declared billionaire, reality TV star, and global expert in modesty has graciously …

BREAKING (THE SEAL): Wike to Officiate Grand Opening of an Envelope by Lawson Akhigbe

ABUJA – In a move that has simultaneously electrified the nation and left many scratching their heads, the Honourable Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Mr. Nyesom Wike, has announced plans for a landmark event: the grand, public, and meticulously choreographed opening of a standard A4 manila envelope. The event, slated for next Tuesday at …

The Death of Shame — Live on Arise TV By Lawson Akhigbe

They say television is a medium of mass communication. On that fateful Arise TV morning, it became a medium of mass burial — because Shame died right there, live, and unburied. The guest of honour? None other than Nigeria’s self-proclaimed “common sense” evangelist, Senator Ben Murray-Bruce. The scene opened innocently enough: bright lights, polite smiles, …

EXCLUSIVE: Corps Member Drags NYSC to Tinubu, Cries Foul Over “Unlawful” Service Extension, Alleges Political Victimisation

A fresh controversy has hit the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) after an embattled corps member, Ms. Rita Uguamaye—popularly known as Raye—petitioned President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, urging him to reverse what she described as an “unlawful and politically motivated” extension of her service year. Through her counsel, fiery human rights lawyer Inibehe Effiong, Ms. Uguamaye …