Dear Sir / Madam
RE: ADVERTISED POSITION: YOUR LETTER OF REJECTION
Thank you for your letter dated 01 November 2012. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year,
I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.
Therefore I will start work with your company on MONDAY 5th OF NOV 2012 AT 08:00.
I look forward to seeing you then. Don’t call me, I will call you. I will come to work, and you will pay me.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.