What is the best excuse you have heard lately?
The pipes feeding the pool are indestructible, you can’t cut it with knifes.
OMG some leftist used a box cutter to cut the pipes.
Upon investigation, following draining of the pool, no cut pipes. Just shady pay to play contract incompetence.
Fool me once, fool you. Fool me twice, fool me.
Just picked up one of the lies their dear leader told himself and his nation. “The world was laughing at us now they are laughing ever harder.”
Centre for Nigeria Progress 