I AM TIRED OF COMPANIES REJECTING MY JOB APPLICATIONS, SO THIS IS WHAT I HAVE DRAFTED TO ONE OF THEM

Dear Sir / Madam

RE: ADVERTISED POSITION: YOUR LETTER OF REJECTION

Thank you for your letter dated 01 November 2012. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year,

I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time.

Therefore I will start work with your company on MONDAY 5th OF NOV  2012 AT 08:00.

I look forward to seeing you then. Don’t call me,  I will call you. I will come to work, and you will pay me.

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.

Yours faithfully,

Henry O.